Have you ever noticed when using toe nail clipper, how a toenail can fly all the way across the room? RV folks - I can see you nodding and laughing and you know what I am saying is so true...
My toenail shoots across the room
Toenail with that nasty toe jam smell
Shoots as I clip and I can find it not
Across the desk near grandpa’s old ink well
The stinky nail clicks once and falls silent
Room smell not well: silent hell
No my husband and I don't hide in the bathroom and bite off our toenail - we'd fall off the throne and then oh gosh another hospital bill to pay. There's an image for you all....
http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Feet-and-Toenails
You know the same goes for pet toenails too... Nothing like a toenail in your cup of tea - been there done that!! And this is why I paint my toenail so that the evidence is clear (get it clear - husband doesn't paint toenail therefore toenail are clear hahahahaha) who is at fault....
Spas baby Spas and always the correct answer...
QUESTION OF THE DAY:
HOW DO YOU CARE FOR YOUR TOENAILS OR DO YOU LET THEM LOOK LIKE THE PHOTO BELOW ?
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The last recorded measuring for the longest toenails in the world was in 1991. Back then Louise Hollis of California won hands down with a combine length of her 10 toenails of 2.21 meters or 87 inches.
Louise Hollis' husband gave her a choice: either he goes or the toenails go. She is now single. "this is the long and short end of it...
PERFORMANCE ENHANCER
Louise Hollis' husband gave her a choice: either he goes or the toenails go. She is now single. "this is the long and short end of it...
PERFORMANCE ENHANCER
Ewwww! Gross! Howard Hughes was NOT attractive!!
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