BBQ Rules

BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray and takes it to the man.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

 

thank you Lois for sending this to me - way to funny not to share....

 

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RV Life Lesson and How it works

(thanks LW for sending this to me - super cute)

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty
years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years,
we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on
the front porch.

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Word (Funny Friday)

WORDS

 

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30000 to a man's 15000.
The wife replied 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men....
The husband then turned to his wife and asked 'What?'

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How to Fight (Funny Friday)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs the husband asked sarcastically 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep' the wife replied 'in-laws.'

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RV Blondafide Wanna Be

The Blonde and the Motor Home

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize label. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"

The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

So what's with the whole blonde theme... Well, I'm happy to report I will be part of this selective special group in less then two weeks. BECAUSE I WANT TO AND CAN... So sweet baby brother - keep your comments (I remember - errrr good thing I love you)...

BLOG FEATURE OF THE DAY:

http://gypsyjournal.net/blog/

there is no fooling around with facts on this blog - read the write up on the fires and check out the pictures. Also on their side-bar they have a Gypsy Book Store worth checking out. I sure did!!

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Women RVers do you color your hair in your rig?

 Or do you get it done at the hairdressers?

Leave your comment - would love tips...

PERFORMANCE ENHANCER

American Bald Eagle

Yesterday our friends where coming back from chores when they noticed a beauty of a beast the "American Bald Eagle" eating in what we think is a goose or large bird of nature. They came to where Jorge was working to tell him. Jorge came running into the RV like a child who was about to spin his first "Top". I was working on my crocheting order (10 infants hats http://www.etsy.com/shop/mrscraftyrving) when he burst in excitement looking for his camera. So he finds it and heads out only to learn his battery is dead. He comes back in pouting and realizes it's to late to charge the battery...
But having wonderful friends and a better camera they where able to get some great shots and was so kind to email them to me last night giving me permission to use the photos to share with my followers.

So how did this bird become our symbol of the good old US of A? Here is a great site tell you the facts about the Eagle http://www.baldeagleinfo.com/ facts like becoming an endangered species in 1967. Just click on the web site and get to know your American Bald Eagles because they are coming back stronger then ever.
In January of 1784 elder statesman Benjamin Franklin registered his own disapproval of the eagle as our National bird when he stated:

"The bald eagle...is a bird of bad moral character; like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor, and often very lousy. "The turkey is a much more respectable bird and withal a true original native of America." thank goodness George Washington had final say in the matter. Could you imagine the turkey on our flags?

A bald eagle goes into a barber shop for a haircut. “Sorry, I can’t give you a haircut,” the barber says. “Why not?” the bald eagle squawked. “Because your Bald.” lol I heard this from a Boy Scout.

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And for the children who would like to color a Bald Eagle and perhaps even send to us: They can go to this link http://www.crayola.com/free-coloring-pages/print/bald-eagle-coloring-page/ and print this coloring page eagle
                                                   Sanchez RV Family
                                                   110 E. Center Street #1117
                                                   Madison, SD 57042
And I will post the finished color page on a future blog inset dedicated just for children....
And so now the GRAND finale the beautiful pictures that where taken yesterday right here at http://www.rufusrvpark.com/ THE PHOTOS BELOW ARE NOT FOR COPYING WITH OUT THE PERMISSION OF THE OWNER. DO NOT COPY AND PASTE THESE PICTURES THEY ARE PROTECTED UNDER COPYRIGHT LAWS....