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July 24, 2011

BBQ Rules

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray and takes it to the man.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.


Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
 
thank you Lois for sending this to me - way to funny not to share....
 
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4 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness that is SOOOOOO true!!!!

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  2. In my house I do all the steps my husband hate to cook

    chrissy

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  3. Now that is good! LOL and more LOL !!! Can't wait to read that one to my husband! But he does know I do all the other stuff!

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  4. Tooooo funny, and that is EXACTLY what happens!

    And don't ya love when they gotta SQUISH the meat down to make the juices come out, so it flares up the flames and makes a great sound?

    (instead of leaving the juices IN the meat?)

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